Loins of Punjab Presents

A ruthless philantrophist. A bhangra rapper. An over-protected prodigy. A reckless actress. A lovelorn businessman. An entrepreneurial yogi. And a Loin King. Enter a roller-coaster world of seven strangers whose lives collide during a singing contest in a small New Jersey town.

Cast

Shabana Azmi

as Rrita Kapoor

Ajay Naidu

as Turbanotorious B.D.G.

Ayesha Dharker

as Opama Menon

Michael Raimondi

as Josh Cohen

Seema Rahmani

as Sania Rehman

Jameel Khan

as Mr. Bokade

Darshan Jariwala

as Sanjeev Patel

Ishitta Sharma

as Preeti Patel

Manish Acharya

as Vikram Tejwani

Kunaal Roy Kapur

as Mr. White

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