Fangboner

Dick and Suzy become infected with an unknown virus. They soon discover that they have a new found taste for blood. The problem is, they only seem to be able to suck blood out of their victims crotches.

Cast

Brian Papandrea

as Dick

Emily Hilborn

as Suzy

Sheri Darling

as Sucky

Sadie Tate

as Hooker

Patrick L. Dear

as Fisherman

Michael Soave

as Jewish Drug Dealer

Lauren Abbott

as Juicer

Steve Nolan

as Banana Eating Bum

Ashley Marie Short

as Power Walker

Kimberly Ann Howard

as Bar Slut

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