The Cruise

A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.

Cast

Stanisław Tym

as KO Instructor

Jolanta Lothe

as Young Girl

Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe

as Mamoniowa

Jerzy Dobrowolski

as Instructor's Friend

Andrzej Dobosz

as Philosopher

Feridun Erol

as Seaman

Jan Himilsbach

as Sidorowski

Jerzy Karaszkiewicz

as Angler

Zdzisław Maklakiewicz

as Engineer Mamon

Maciej Michalak

as Passenger

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