Lowly Gillingham Football Club are drawn against Premiership giants Newcastle United in the quarter finals of the FA Cup. A small group of 'Gills' fans decide to make the most of their 'game of a lifetime' by turning the journey north into a weekend away. On the eve of departure one of the group receives a visit from Terry, a man with no legs in a wheelchair, claiming he can get them a free minibus and free diesel. In return, all they have to do is take him with them!

Craig Fairbrass
as Tony

Warren Llambias
as Rod

Matt Daniel-Baker
as Terry

Dudley Sutton
as Charlie

Tony Denham
as Micky

Malcolm Freeman
as Tonto

Tom Bonington
as Garage Attendant

John Barnes
as Self

Peter Beardsley
as Self

Mark Pougatch
as Self