Self Helpless

Four misguided friends head into the heart of Mexico in search of a great and all-knowing guru.

Cast

Andrick Deppmeyer

as The Drake

Patrick Cassidy

as John Candy

P.K. Simone

as Simon

Adam Jaroszewski

as Felix

Kylie Clay

as Vanessa

Jaime Del Aguila

as Juan

Devin The Dude

as The Dude

Abel Gonzalez

as Armando

Alberto Gutierrez

as Don Rodrigo

Conor Long

as Jerry

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