An English high school teacher whose students always play tricks on him because of his Carabao English. He met and fell in love with a fellow teacher, whom he didn't know was engaged to be married. Frustrated and tried to kill himself, his fairy godmother told him he'll just say the phrase "I Love You 3x A Day" if he wants somebody to fall in love with him.

Jimmy Santos
as Webster Shakespeare Cubangbang

Carmi Martin
as Grace Samson

Nova Villa
as Saucy Matukoy

Ruffa Gutierrez
as Agnes Reyes

Gelli De Belen
as Dora

Cheenee de Leon
as Gerry Cruz

Jigo Garcia
as Max

Keempee de Leon
as Tomas "Tom" Cruz

Dingdong Avanzado
as Archie

Joey de Leon
as Venus the Fairy Godmother