Friends Aldo, Giovanni, and Giacomo cross Italy from north to south for Giacomo's wedding: the father of the bride, a despotic magnate who is both their boss and father-in-law—since Aldo and Giovanni have also married into the family not for love but for money, a fate now awaiting Giacomo—has entrusted them with a priceless piece of modern art, one that looks just like a rather unremarkable wooden leg.

Aldo Baglio
as Aldo / Al / Ajeje Brazorf / Dracula

Giovanni Storti
as Giovanni / John / Controllore tram / Gino

Giacomo Poretti
as Giacomo / Jack / Passeggero tram / Michele

Marina Massironi
as Chiara / Giusy

Carlo Croccolo
as Eros Cecconi

Maria Pia Casilio
as Sig.ra Cecconi

Luciana Littizzetto
as Giuliana Cecconi

Gaetano Amato
as Contrabbandiere

Margherita Antonelli
as

Saturno Brioschi
as Padre bimbo stazione di servizio