We're Going to Eat You

A secret agent investigates a village that is populated by crazed, inbred cannibals.

Cast

Norman Tsui Siu-Keung

as Agent 999

Melvin Wong Gam-Sam

as Rolex

Eddy Ko Hung

as Captain

Michelle Yim

as Eileen

Hon Kwok-Choi

as Pickpocket

Fung Fung

as Priest

San Kuai

as Villager

Tai Bo

as Villager

Lee Chun-Wa

as Villager

To Siu-Ming

as Blind Man

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