If You Only Knew

A romantic comedy about a young man who fakes homosexuality to draw the interest of a woman. Instead she tries to help him find a date.

Cast

Johnathon Schaech

as Parker Concorde

Alison Eastwood

as Samantha

James Le Gros

as Jack

Gabrielle Anwar

as Kate

Paul Sampson

as Matt

Annie Corley

as Joanne

Rainbeau Mars

as Kim

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

as Troy

Frank Vincent

as Gino

Lainie Kazan

as Bess

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