The owner of a professional football team must restore the titular train and run it from Tennessee to NYC in 24 hours if he is to inherit $1 million in this comedy.

Barbara Eden
as Maggie Jones

George Kennedy
as Bert

Melissa Sue Anderson
as Jennie

Joe Namath
as Newt Newton

Bridget Hanley
as Estelle

Christopher McDonald
as Paul

Clu Gulager
as Sam

James Horan
as Mason

Jenifer Taurins
as Lady in Club Car (uncredited)

Davis Roberts
as Woodrow