Tales from the Crapper

The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

Cast

Julie Strain

as Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Lloyd Kaufman

as The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

Arban Ornelas

as Soul Stripper (as Arban)

Masuimi Max

as Sexy Asian Vampire

Kevin Eastman

as Travis Dance

Rob Zazzali

as Timmy

Joel Himelhoch

as Chief Doublestump

Elwood Carlisle

as Private Dick Sam Black

Jorge Garcia

as Racoon Head

Randy Sklar

as News Anchor

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