A Chaste Spanish Man

Don Santiago, a forty-year-old owner of a pastry shop in Madrid de los Austrias, receives surprising news: a woman, in fact his real mother, leaves him with a brothel in England.

Cast

José Luis López Vázquez

as Santiago

Esperanza Roy

as Inés

Mirta Miller

as Norma

Patty Shepard

as Verónica

Teresa Rabal

as Esther

María Isbert

as Sirvienta

María Francés

as Doña Celia

Eduardo Calvo

as Cliente

Mara Goyanes

as Prostituta

Emilio Mellado

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