Eric and Ernie decide to take a holiday to the South of France and unwittingly become mixed up with a band of jewel thieves.

Eric Morecambe
as Eric Simpson

Ernie Wise
as Ernest Clark

Suzanne Lloyd
as Claudette

Paul Stassino
as Le Pirate

Armand Mestral
as Inspector Duval

Gerald Lawson
as Coco

George Eugeniou
as Marcel

George Pastell
as Ali

Alexandra Bastedo
as Girl at Roulette Table

Nicole Shelby
as Woman in Casino
CinemaSerf
I'd forgotten that Ernie Wise fancied himself as a bit of a crooner, but not for long as his opening title song - "Riv-yerra Touch" sets the cat-sat-mat style of lyrical tone for this really rather ordinary comedy. He and Eric Morecambe are traffic wardens who accidentally try to put a parking ticke...