Maiko Haaaan!!!

Kimihiko Onizuka is a salaryman infatuated with maiko (apprentice geisha) and whose greatest goal in life is to play a party game called "yakyuken" with one.

Cast

Sadawo Abe

as Kimihiko Onizuka

Ko Shibasaki

as Fujiko Osawa

Shinichi Tsutsumi

as Kiichiro Naito

Saori

as (Sister) Komako (Geisha)

Kotomi Kyōno

as Koume (Geisha)

Wakana Sakai

as Mamefuku (Geisha)

Shirō Itō

as Suzuki Taikai (President of Suzuya Ramen)

Takayuki Yamada

as Student on field trip (cameo)

Miki Maya

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