Apocalypse Clarkson

Clarkson compares a number of sports and touring cars to find the best-handing car in the world. Jeremy tests a reviled Lada to destruction, a Toyota off-roader is matched head to head with the largest muckspreader Europe can offer and a whole lot more besides!

Cast

Jeremy Clarkson

as Himself

Valentino Balboni

as Himself

Richard Burns

as Himself

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