Fags in the Fast Lane

Kitten calls her son Beau when her GILF bordello is robbed by a grotesque burlesque gang. A full- throttle, rock n rollin' feast of camp destruction and dangerous dance numbers ensues.

Cast

Chris Asimos

as Beau

Oliver Bell

as Squirt

Puggsley Buzzard

as Chief

Robert 'El Vez' Lopez

as Anna Margarita / High Priest

Anthony Cincotta

as Faztec (as Tommy Hellfire)

Sasha Cuha

as Salome

Kitten Natividad

as Kitten

Tex Perkins

as The Narrator

Leanne Campbell

as Val Kyrie

King Khan

as Hijra

Reviews

Simon Foster

"The DNA of director Josh Sinbad Collins’ comedy/musical/splatter/soft-core romp would include the cult classic Flesh Gordon and the lo-fi genius of Mike and George Kuchar..." Read the full review here: http://screen-space.squarespace.com/reviews/2017/6/27/fags-in-the-fast-lane.html...

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