The VelociPastor

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

Cast

Gregory James Cohan

as Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski

as Carol

Daniel Steere

as Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

as Frankie Mermaid

Aurelio Voltaire

as Altair

Yang Jiechang

as Wei Chang

Jesse Turits

as Sam the White Ninja

Zachary Steere

as Dinosaur Suit Performer

Claire Hsu

as Chinese Villager

David Sokol

as Ali

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