The Linguini Incident

A frustrated sorceress, a guy from the United Kingdom intimidated, a creative best friend.

Cast

Rosanna Arquette

as Lucy

David Bowie

as Monte

Andre Gregory

as Dante

Eszter Balint

as Vivian

Buck Henry

as Cecil

Viveca Lindfors

as Miracle

Marlee Matlin

as Jeanette

Eloy Casados

as Tony

Michael Bonnabel

as Oliver

James Avery

as Phil

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