ASSA is set in Crimea during the winter in the mid eighties. A young musician (Bananan) falls for mobster's (Krymov) young mistress (Alika). The parallel story line involves an 18th century assassination plot.

Sergei Bugayev
as Бананан

Tatyana Drubich
as Алика

Stanislav Govorukhin
as Андрей Валентинович Крымов

Aleksandr Bashirov
as «Майор» Шурик

Alexandr Domogarov
as Александр I

Kirill Kozakov
as Платон Зубов

Viktor Tsoy
as Музыкант

Aleksandr Sporykhin
as псих в обезьяннике

Georgi Guryanov
as играет самого себя

Yuriy Shumilo
as играет самого себя