Je t'aime John Wayne

Belmonde lives in 1990s London as an iconic , cool Frenchman modelled on the new wave cinema of the 1960s. Really he is English and middle class – a fact that his family won't let him forget!

Cast

Kris Marshall

as Belmondo

Camilla Rutherford

as Zazie

Laura Lumley

as Minne

Mark Rex

as Tim

Reviews

CinemaSerf

Looking very much like a monochrome homage to the likes of Jacques Tati, this short feature follows the antics of “Belmondo” (Kris Marshall) who lives the life of a dapper and debonair young Parisian in the spirit of his more acclaimed namesake. Perfectly attired, elegantly puffing on his cigarette ...

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