We Are What We Drink

A man stands in line for his morning coffee blissfully unaware at how life defining his encounter with the slack-jawed, gum chewing barista will actually be.

Cast

Kenneth Collard

as Coffee Man

Sarah Hoare

as Coffee Girl

Kirsty Osmon

Alexander Devrient

Lydia Hourihan

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