Why did I write the Bible

Francis, a man in his sixties, is found in a diving suit, swimming in a river in the city center. Even his children, accustomed to their father's escapades, are surprised: since Francis knows he is condemned, it seems really unmanageable. Samuel and his sister must therefore find a way to accompany him at any cost.

Cast

Christian Bouillette

as Francis

Samuel Achache

as Sam

Laëtitia Spigarelli

as Emma

Alexandre Steiger

as Jésus Christ

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