It's 1999, and as the end of the millenium approaches, people are attempting to find spiritual enlightenment. But a few people want to skip all the work that entails, and a holy Tenktonese relic in the hands of a heretic is giving them a shortcut. But it's not quite as easily controlled as she says.

Gary Graham
as Detective Matt Sikes

Eric Pierpoint
as George Francisco

Michele Scarabelli
as Susan Francisco

Terri Treas
as Cathy Frankel

Lauren Woodland
as Emily Francisco

Sean Six
as Buck Francisco

Jason Behr
as Randy

David Faustino
as Felix Nativadad

Irene Cagen
as Whacko Human

Jeffrey Marcus
as Albert Einstein