Crazy Safari

Two guys, one of them a magician, are transporting an ancient chinese vampire who can only be controlled by a series of yellow tapes, and is the ancestor of the other guy. On the way, while flying over Africa, their plane stalls. And of all places, where do they land? That's right, in the village of the tribe of "The Gods Must Be Crazy".

Cast

N!xau

as N!xau The Bushman

Lam Ching-Ying

as Taoist priest

Christopher Chan San-Hiu

as Taoist priest assistant

Peter Chan Lung

as Vampire

Peter Pau Tak-Hai

as Mr Szeto

Michelle Bestbier

as Susan

Saul Bamberger

as Johnson

Peter Mahlangu

as Brown

Bo Kaesje

as Ball

Christopher Kubheka

as Fortune

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