National Lampoon's The Legend of Awesomest Maximus

A clueless Trojan general must meet an unbeatable Greek warrior on the battlefield.

Cast

Will Sasso

as Awesomest Maximus

Kristanna Loken

as Hottessa

Sophie Monk

as Princess Ellen

Khary Payton

as King Erotic

Ian Ziering

as Testiclees

Gary Lundy

as Orlando

Rip Torn

as King Looney

Tony Cox

as Minoritees

Tiffany Claus

as Milfia

Deon Richmond

as Jamal

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