Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

Believe it or not, even Smalltown USA, those unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty reside. Levonna and Lamar could have the perfect relationship, were it not for Lamar's obsession with rear entry.

Cast

Kitten Natividad

as Lavonia / Lola Langusta

Ann Marie

as Eufaula Roop

Ken Kerr

as Lamar Shedd

June Mack

as Junkyard Sal

Patrick Wright

as Mr. Peterbuilt

Henry Rowland

as Martin Bormann

Robert E. Pearson

as Dr. Asa Lavender

Michael Finn

as Semper Fidelis

Sharon Ceccatti

as Nurse Flovilla Thatch

Don Scarborough

as Beau Badger

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