Dogs Don't Wear Pants

Juha has lost his wife in an accident. Years after, he still feels numb and unable to connect with people. Meeting Mona, a dominatrix, changes everything.

Cast

Pekka Strang

as Juha

Krista Kosonen

as Mona

Ilona Huhta

as Elli

Jani Volanen

as Juha's Co-worker

Oona Airola

as Satu

Iiris Anttila

as Piercer

Ester Geislerová

as Wife

Samuel Shipway

as Moped Boy

Ellen Karppo

as Elli 4 yrs.

Armands Reinis

as Fisherman

Reviews

SWITCH.

When first presented with 'Dogs Don't Wear Pants', I was in! I had my ticket and I waved it about excitedly and with eager anticipation. It didn't deliver. It lost me quickly with its disjointed and unpleasant score, and then as the “that's not quite right“ moments piled up, I could see that I was n...

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