A Raunchy Christmas Story

Dave seems doomed to a lonely life of eating ramen noodles alone on Friday nights forever, but Christmas magic is afoot. And no Russian spies, disgruntled bosses, or horny bakery scientists can defeat the Yuletide spirit. Sex, lies, and more sex, the things that make Christmas great.

Cast

Josh Dennison

as Dave McGinty

Monica Biltz

as Becks

Elizabeth Hampton

as Allison

Abigail Rose Christensen

as Lilly

Angel Moore

as Jane

Jessica Potter

as Brittney

Nathan Boren

as Byron

Tony Marquez

as Upchuck

Tanya Anderson

as Sarah

Chris Andersen

as Doug

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