Talk to Me, Dicky

A policeman learns to talk to his penis (which can talk to other men's penises) and his penis helps him investigate a rape case.

Cast

Alfred Cheung Kin-Ting

Michael Chan Wai-Man

Elaine Ng Yee-Lei

Eddie Ng Kwok-Ging

Maria Tung Ling

Anita Yuen Wing-Yee

as Jane

San Tak-Kan

Michael Chow Man-Kin

Jameson Lam Wa-Fan

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