Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

Phil Brooks
as Don Koch

Trieste Kelly Dunn
as Liz Koch

Sarah Brooks
as Sarah Yates

Elissa Dowling
as Sadie

Karen Woditsch
as Ellie Mueller

Travis Delgado
as Milo Stone

Marshall Bean
as Geary McCabe

Anish Jethmalani
as Attorney Manny Bharara

Bishop Stevens
as Patrolman Weaver

Tonya Kay
as The Nymph
JPV852
Some interesting moments amongst a lot of the nonsense I dislike from these supernatural horror movies that seem to make up the rules as they go (as a way to gin up some "scares"). CM Punk isn't a very charismatic actor though funny does have some shades of Bruce Campbell (could pass off as his son,...
Gimly
Basically a body horror, but the house is an extra body. It was okay. I know it's a very "in" thing at the moment to not have a single likable character in your horror movie, which is the route that _Girl on the Third Floor_ takes, but I personally don't dig that. _Final rating:★★½ - Had a lot ...
Kamurai
Empty watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. There just isn't a lot to care about. A lot of awful stuff happens, but they don't build the story correctly. He's a jerk and a half so we don't care what happens to him, and we get a whole dramatic reveal of explanation all at once ...
tmdb28039023
Girl on the Third Floor is the story of a house that wants to be the Overlook Hotel when it grows up, but this movie is to The Shining what CM Punk’s UFC stint is to his WWE career. A deeply troubled, heavily tattooed former attorney (yeah, right) named Don Koch (Punk) is seeking a fresh start. ...