Aliens, Clowns & Geeks

An out-of-work actor stumbles upon key to the universe, is drawn into intergalactic war between clowns and aliens.

Cast

Bodhi Elfman

as Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy

Rebecca Forsythe

as Helga Svenson

Angeline-Rose Troy

as Inga Svenson / Mom

Steve Agee

as Jumbo / Lenny

French Stewart

as Professor von Scheisenberg

Nic Novicki

as Fritz

George Wendt

as Father Mahoney

Malcolm Foster Smith

as Lt. Johnson

Martin Klebba

as Clown Captain

Verne Troyer

as Emperor Beezel-Chug

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