Funny Valentine

Two womanizing friends of a shy street performer jump-start his quest for love by placing a personal ad on his behalf and interviewing the candidates.

Cast

Anthony Michael Hall

as Josh

Marlo Marron

as Doreen

Bernadette Pérez

as Lingerie Angel

Allyson Downey

as Vivian

Lord Jamar

as Tim

Sandra Guerard

as Other Waitress

Ivan Martin

as Sean

Michael J. Narváez

as Hair Stylist

Jaid Barrymore

as Female Therapist

Moet Meira

as Evangelika

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