Porn for Newbies

An amateur filmmaker’s life gets complicated when a mobster hires him to direct a pornographic horror movie starring a frighteningly sexy actress.

Cast

Martín Piroyansky

as Victor Medina

Nicolás Furtado

as Aníbal

Carolina Mânica

as Ashley Cummings

Daniel Aráoz

as Boris

Nuria Fló

as Leticia

Hugo Piccinini

as Ruben

Jorge Bazzano

as Néstor

Teresita Casella

as Elsa

Roberto Suárez

as Padre Simón

Denny Brechner

as Joaquín

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