The Old Man Movie

An outrageous road movie about The Old Man and his grandkids in a 24 hour race against time to stop a milky madman hell bent on killing his prized cow to save the world.

Cast

Mikk Mägi

as Old Man / Priidik / Mart / Sawyer Mikk / Tree God / Announcer / Little Girl (voice)

Oskar Lehemaa

as Aino / Triinu-Liis / Piggy / Old Hag / Neighbour Girl (voice)

Jan Uuspõld

as Old Milker / Sawyer Jan (voice)

Märt Avandi

as Cow (voice)

Jaagup Kreem

as Jaagup Kreem (voice)

Mart Kukk

as Neighbour Man (voice)

Indrek Ojari

as Sawyer Indrek / Rooster (voice)

Kristjan Lüüs

as Bear (voice)

Johan Järviste

as Pig (voice)

Mia Järviste

as Sheep (voice)

Reviews

CinemaSerf

I was really quite looking forward to this. A sort of grown up "Wallace and Gromit" set amongst the cutthroat Estonian dairy industry. Sadly, though, after quite a strong and explosive opening twenty minutes, it all degenerates into a rather unfunny, puerile even, series of escapades from Grandpa an...

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