In this one-off half-hour silent film, Benny stars as the title character, a "born loser" who is unlucky in everything - especially love. He fancies a pretty nurse who walks by the park, but ends up with a plainer girl.

Benny Hill
as Eddie

Nicole Shelby
as Kathy

Douglas Hill
as Roger

Jill Easter
as Flo

George Roderick
as Garbage Collector in Park

Tommy Godfrey
as Used Car Salesman

Connie Georges
as Woman Driving Sports Car

Michael Sharvell-Martin
as Man in Park

Paul Barton
as Episodic role

Georgina Boyle
as Episodic role