The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet

An outrageously bawdy, sexed-up version of the world's most famous love story.

Cast

Harvey Shain

as Romeo

William Rotsler

as The Prince

Dee Lockwood

as Juliet

Wendell Swink

as Friar Laurence

Mickey Jines

as Lady Capulet

James Brand

as Narrator / Derek the Hunchback

Vincene Wallace

as The Nurse

Karen Thomas

as Maid #1

Jay Edwards

as Balthasar

Pat Davis

as Maid #2

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