Primitiva

Tiki-epic film about a group of rich(ish) friends on a self-realization retreat in the jungle.

Cast

Michael Madsen

as Narrator (voice)

Parker Love Bowling

as Perry

Kansas Bowling

as Katrina

Johnny Sins

as Sloth 1 (voice)

Andy Schrock

as Sloth 2 (voice)

Daniel Trujillo

as Nate

Sofe Cote

as Sonya

Kalvin Madsen

as Kent

Don De Vore

as Sloth 3 (voice)

Sadie Moon

as Stella

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