The Pittsburgh basketball team is hopeless. Maybe with the aid of an astrologer, and some new astrologically compatible players, they can become winners.

Julius Erving
as Moses Guthrie

Jonathan Winters
as H.S. / Harvey Tilson

Meadowlark Lemon
as Rev. Grady Jackson

Jack Kehoe
as Setshot

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Margaret Avery
as Toby Millman

James Bond III
as Tyrone Millman

Michael V. Gazzo
as Harry the Trainer

Peter Isacksen
as Driftwood

Nicholas Pryor
as George Brockington