Rare Exports Inc.

An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

Cast

Otso Tarkela

as Father Christmas

Tommi Korpela

as Marker

Jorma Tommila

as Sniper

Tazu Ovaska

as Tracker

Jonathan Hutchings

as Narrator (voice)

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