Useless Humans

A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.

Cast

Josh Zuckerman

as Brian

Rushi Kota

as Louis

Davida Williams

as Jess

Luke Youngblood

as Alex

Edy Ganem

as Chum

Maya Kazan

as Wendy

Joey Kern

as Zachary

Iqbal Theba

as Kenneth

Tim DeZarn

as Duke

Kevin Michael Martin

as Danny

Reviews

Kamurai

Decent watch at best, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. It starts as a bad "I wish we were still in college" movie, and barely leaves it as aspects of an alien invasion movie begins. While they actually have an interesting concept to work with, an alien that feeds off of electri...

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