You May Not Kiss the Bride

Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.

Cast

Dave Annable

as Bryan Lighthouse

Katharine McPhee

as Masha Nikitin

Rob Schneider

as Ernesto

Mena Suvari

as Tonya

Tia Carrere

as Lani

Kathy Bates

as Bryan's Mother

Ken Davitian

as Vadik Nikitin

Kevin Dunn

as Agent Ross

Vinnie Jones

as Brick

Stephen Tobolowsky

as Plumber

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