Melvin White, a neurotic, accident-prone cop who gets demoted to the night shift, secretly moonlights as the Unknown Comic, an anonymous stand-up comedian who performs with a paper bag over his head. When someone using the same guise commits a string of bar robberies in town, some begin to suspect that White is the culprit.

Linda Blair
as Officer Sue Perman

Pat Paulsen
as Officer Kent Lane

Jaye P. Morgan
as Kate Parker

Murray Langston
as Officer Melvin White / The Unknown Comic

Billy Barty
as Captain Lewis

Pat Morita
as Rape Victim

Jack Riley
as Doctor Ziegler

Kitten Natividad
as Big Bust

Jeff Maxwell
as Flashing Prisoner

Andrew Dice Clay
as Tony Baroni
RottenPop
Here we have Night Patrol, the proto-Police Academy that is far more adult but also, like, actually funny. It’s witty, well-written, and the comedy treads into some interesting places, even though most of it goes way too far. To say that it pushes the envelope is an understatement. Director Jackie K...