Este vampiro es un tiro

The story of a vegetarian vampire who faints at the sight of blood.

Cast

Rubén Aguirre

Alejandro Ruiz

Daniela Leites

Raúl 'Chato' Padilla

Jorge Arvizu

Leticia Alarcón

Benjamín Islas

Sonia Piña

José Luis Avendaño

Félix Casas

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