The Star-Crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski (a Tale of Gothic Love)

A comedy written and Narrated by Jean Shepherd. The story involves several different events such as Ralph's first serious romance with his new neighbor, Randy playing a turkey in the school Thanksgiving Day play, The Old Man setting his sights on a yellow buick and the High School basketball rival game of the season.

Cast

Jean Shepherd

as Ralph

Peter Kowanko

as Young Ralph

George Coe

as Old Man

Barbara Bolton

as Mom

Jay Ine

as Randy

Robert J. Colonna

as John

William Lampley

as Flick

Jeff Yonis

as Schwartz

Peter Gerety

as Archie

Ron McLarty

as Gertz

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