Jack and the Beanstalk: The ITV Pantomime

A televised pantomime of Jack and the Beanstalk featuring various celebrities.

Cast

Neil Morrissey

as Jack

Adrian Edmondson

as Dame Dolly

Griff Rhys Jones

as Baron Wasteland

Denise Van Outen

as Jill

Morwenna Banks

as Goldilocks

Julie Walters

as Fairy Godmother

Julian Clary

as Tim / Baron's Henchman #1

Peter Serafinowicz

as Baron's Henchman #2

Will Barton

as Harp

Paul Merton

as Narrator

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