Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections-- He does that by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.
Dean Cameron
as Ralph
Toni Basil
as Phoebe
Thomas Dolby
as Stanley
Tawny Fere
as Mona
Susan Tyrrell
as Chuck the Bartender
Bo Diddley
as Axman
Tony Cox
as Big Al
Karen Berger
as Cloris
Rick Zumwalt
as Boom Boom
Tamara De Treaux
as Bat Dork