I Hired a Contract Killer

After losing his job and realizing that he is alone in the world, a businessman opts to voluntarily end his life. Lacking courage, he hires a contract killer to do the job. Then, while awaiting his demise, he meets a woman and promptly falls in love.

Cast

Jean-Pierre Léaud

as Henri

Margi Clarke

as Margaret

Kenneth Colley

as The Killer

T.R. Bowen

as Departmen Head

Imogen Claire

as Secretary

Angela Walsh

as Landlady

Cyril Epstein

as Cab Driver

Nicky Tesco

as Pete

Charles Cork

as Al

Michael O'Hagan

as Killer's Boss

Reviews

CRCulver

Very early in his career, the Finnish auteur Aki Kaurismäki established an aesthetic for his films in colour that has held for decades now: the characters are blue-collar people struggling to get by, and whatever emotions they feel, their lines of hatred, love, hope, or disappointment are communicat...

CinemaSerf

"Henri" (Jean-Pierre Léaud) is so down in the dumps that he decides it's time to end it all. Not suicide, though - nope. He decides to pay a local gangster £1,000 to do the job in the style of an hit! OK, money's money thinks his would be assassin so the job is assigned to his veteran enforcer Kenne...

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