After winning the 'trip of a lifetime' to a caravan park in Rhyl, North Wales, unlucky in love Northener, Janet, is ready for a holiday romance. Unfortunately, taking the advice of her best friend, Diana - that she should pretend to be the opposite of who she actually is in order to find love - doesn't quite lead to the happily ever after that Janet was hoping for.

Katy Clayton
as Janet Brown

Lucy Pinder
as Diana Vickers

James Lance
as Chris Craven

Tyger Drew-Honey
as Jon Craven

Wim Snape
as Andy Brown

Will Mellor
as Jules

Perry Benson
as Martin

Russell Richardson
as Tex Brown

Chrissie Cotterill
as Margo Brown

Larry Lamb
as Clifford
CinemaSerf
This is a curiously mis-firing drama that takes a pop at just about everyone from working class to nouveau/faux-riche with some shockingly poor acting and some even worse attempts at humour. We start with a pair of lifelong friends "Janet" (Katy Clayton) and "Di" (Lucy Pinder). The latter is a much ...