Things

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Cast

Amber Lynn

as Reporter

Barry J. Gillis

as Don Drake

Bruce Roach

as Fred Horton

Doug Bunston

as Doug Drake

Jan W. Pachul

as Dr. Lucas

Patricia Sadler

as Susan Drake

Reviews

Tourma

## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this m...

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