GWAR, the bloodthirsty alien antiheroes, conduct a worldwide telethon to feed souls to the World Maggot, which will transport the members of GWAR off our miserable planet once it grows. GWAR's tele-casts attract the attention of GlomCo, the world's monopolistic entertainment giant. GlomCo attempts to bribe GWAR's manager, Sleazy P. Martini, into selling GWAR out to the mainstream of Sunday morning cartoons. GWAR's revenge on the sniveling executives at GlomCo uncovers a dastardly plot to homogenize all humanity by the evil doctor Skulhedface!

Sebastian Bach
as Self

Jello Biafra
as Boss Glom

Dave Brockie
as Self

Balsac the Jaws of Death
as Balsac the Jaws of Death

GWAR
as Themselves

Slymenstra Hymen
as Self

Scott Krahl
as Skullheadface

Molly Harvey
as Old Lady

Paul Hutzler
as Boy actor

Flattus Maximus
as Self (Uncredited)